{"product_id":"my-inner-child-is-a-petty-bitch-notebook","title":"My Inner Child Is a Petty Bitch Notebook","description":"Not all healing is wholesome. Sometimes it's pink, petty, and comes with receipts.\nThis spiral-bound chaos catcher is for the baddies reparenting their inner child with attitude. Whether you're journaling your feelings, documenting past betrayals, or writing manifestos in bubble letters—this notebook's got you covered.\nWrapped in sweet Barbie-core vibes with a side of emotional damage, it's the perfect blend of soft and savage.\nUse it for:\n\n\nRevisiting your childhood wounds and rating them on a scale of 1 to “get f*cked”\n\n\nTherapy notes that are 40% tears, 60% sarcasm\n\n\nDeep reflections, petty lists, and handwritten hexes\n\n\nReminding yourself you were always the problem and the vibe\n\n\n✨ Details:\n\n\n128 ruled pages (64 sheets) – plenty of room for spirals, spells, and spite\n\n\nSpiral binding – lays flat for peak oversharing comfort\n\n\nGlossy front cover featuring candy pink chaos and Gen Z realness\n\n\nLightweight, durable, and low-key dangerous\n\n\nWarning: May trigger breakthroughs, breakdowns, or clapbacks. Handle with lip gloss and emotional maturity.","brand":"Unconventional \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41923251929163,"sku":"20117823609044546166","price":11.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/3278\/8043\/files\/77e20eb6-il_fullxfull.7119974581_314g.jpg?v=1763856634","url":"https:\/\/unconventionalunhinged.com\/products\/my-inner-child-is-a-petty-bitch-notebook","provider":"Unconventional \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}