{"product_id":"prozac-princess-sticker","title":"Prozac Princess Sticker","description":"👑 Prozac Princess Sticker – Crowned by Chemistry 👑\nBecause nothing says “mentally stable-ish” like a daily dose of serotonin and a dash of sparkle.\nThis elegant-meets-feral vinyl sticker is perfect for the girlies who romanticize their meds and run their kingdom in pink. Featuring glam fonts and twinkling accents, it's giving Pageant Queen meets Psychiatric Resilience.\nProduct Details:\n\n\nSize: approx. 3\" x 2\"\n\n\nFinish: Glossy or matte—depending on your level of delusion\n\n\nMaterial: Waterproof, weatherproof vinyl (unlike your ex)\n\n\nPlacement ideas: Medication lockbox, laptop, mirror, pill case, therapist's waiting room chair (jk… unless?)\n\n\nPerfect for:\n\n\nDepression baddies\n\n\nHigh-functioning hot messes\n\n\nAnyone who's been told “you're glowing” and responded, “It's the Prozac.”\n\n\n💊 Be the main character—side effects and all.","brand":"Unconventional \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41923249242187,"sku":"21386069635798766309","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/3278\/8043\/files\/ee5cbc04-il_fullxfull.7072040132_gg40.jpg?v=1763856632","url":"https:\/\/unconventionalunhinged.com\/products\/prozac-princess-sticker","provider":"Unconventional \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}