{"product_id":"your-ex-cost-you-more-than-this-copay-throw-blanket","title":"Your Ex Cost You More Than This Copay Throw Blanket","description":"Wrap yourself in the warm, petty truth: your ex cost more than your therapy copay and this cozy-ass blanket. Designed to look like a diner guest check but printed with emotionally therapeutic sass, this blanket is here to validate your healing journey—one nap at a time.\nWhether you're crying, laughing, doom-scrolling, or ghosting your therapist (don't), this plush throw is the ultimate companion. It's soft, snarky, and just the right amount of unhinged.\n✅ Soft AF fleece✅ Bold breakup energy✅ Therapist-approved (probably)\nGreat for therapy-goers, heartbroken baddies, or anyone who's tired of justifying their mental health spending to people who still text their ex.\nProduct features\n- Durable double needle topstitch for enhanced longevity.\n- Made of 100% polyester for softness and quick drying.\n- Designed specifically for adult use, ensuring optimal comfort.\n- Compliant with safety standards for peace of mind.\n- High detail print on one side, vibrant and eye-catching.\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not bleach\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product","brand":"Unconventional \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41923251896395,"sku":"22666389910137169541","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/3278\/8043\/files\/ce168353-il_fullxfull.7072032244_3dkp.jpg?v=1763856634","url":"https:\/\/unconventionalunhinged.com\/products\/your-ex-cost-you-more-than-this-copay-throw-blanket","provider":"Unconventional \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}