Bolting Is Cardio for the Soul Hoodie

Therapist says "fight, flight, or freeze"—you heard bolt. Wrap yourself in this unhinged level of comfort with the “Bolting is Cardio for the Soul” hoodie—perfect for those who leave parties early, relationships faster, and therapy sessions mid-breakthrough. Designed for runners (emotionally, not athletically), this hoodie is your cozy companion for avoiding people, places, and problematic coping mechanisms. An essential for anxious girl fall, hot mess winter, and “it's not you, it's my attachment style” season. ✨ Features: Super soft interior for post-ghosting recovery Classic unisex fit—great for borrowing and never returning Front-only design: speeding sneaker + bold text High-quality print for maximum emotional expression Drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket for clutching your regrets 📏 Sizes: S – 3XL 🖤 Materials: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (may vary by supplier) – cozy, durable, and totally ghost-approved. 🖤 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to preserve your bolt-worthy vibes. Do not iron over design unless you're emotionally ready for the consequences.