Champagne Problems and Boundary Issues Crewneck | Snarky Swiftie Sweatshirt | Therapy-Inspired Mental Health Humor | Unhinged Cozy Vibes

Classy on the outside, chaos on the inside? Same. Wrap yourself in emotional complexity and soft sarcasm with our “Champagne Problems and Boundary Issues” crewneck. It’s giving heartbreak deluxe, unhealed girl chic, and just a sprinkle of "my therapist knows too much." Whether you're sipping bubbly or silently blocking someone, this sweatshirt says what your face can't: I'm unwell, but I’m handling it glamorously. 💔 Why You Need This: Statement front design: “Champagne Problems and Boundary Issues.” The perfect blend of elegance and emotional instability Soft, cozy, and perfect for crying in public or avoiding texts in style Looks expensive. Feels unhinged. ✨ Product Details: Unisex sizing (oversized = emotionally unavailable look) Premium 50/50 cotton-poly blend Pill-resistant fleece, because your standards may shed—but your sweatshirt won’t Printed with high-quality, fade-resistant ink (just like your childhood wounds) 🧼 Care Instructions: Wash cold, inside out—just like your heart Tumble dry low Don’t bleach it (metaphorically or otherwise) 🎁 Great for: That friend who says “I’m fine” with a smile and dead eyes Your favorite Swiftie who’s ✨not quite over it✨ Yourself, because boundaries are expensive and this is cheaper than therapy Add to cart and romanticize your emotional damage—with comfort and couture.