Daddy Issues Canvas

Let's be honest—therapy is cheaper than dating someone with unresolved childhood trauma (and far less chaotic). This retro diner guest check design delivers the brutal truth in bubblegum pink with just enough sarcasm to sting and soothe at the same time. Perfect for your office, therapy room, or that wall in your house where you keep all your emotional baggage disguised as “quirky” décor. Bonus points if your therapist has this hanging behind their desk. 💘 Reads: “The copay hurts less than your unresolved daddy issues”🎯 Ideal for therapists, clients, and daddy issue survivors everywhere🖕 Pairs well with emotional avoidance and overpriced iced lattes🖼️ Ready to hang and start drama (the fun kind)