Eat a Bag of Dicks Journal

Eat a Bag of Dicks Journal: Because not everyone deserves your silence. Elegant on the outside, feral on the inside—just like you. This beautifully snide journal is your new emotional dump zone for all the idiocy you endure. Whether it's your boss, your ex, your in-laws, or Karen from PTA, this is where their nonsense goes to rot—line by line. 150 pages of lined, judgment-free space to document every microaggression, betrayal, and dumbass encounter life throws your way. It's therapeutic. It's savage. It's art. 🖕 Use it for: Planning revenge (hypothetically, of course) Logging every “WTF” moment at work Letters you'll never send (but wish you could hand-deliver) Subtle desk decor that screams “do not try me” Product features - Matte laminated cover for a smooth, durable finish - Vibrant colors using advanced printing techniques - Perforated pages for easy tearing and sharing - Casewrap binding for flexibility and durability - 150 lined pages to capture all your thoughts and ideas Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.