Functioning Fuckshow Sweatshirt

Functioning Fuckshow Sweatshirt Introducing your new emotional support sweatshirt: Functioning Fuckshow – because holding it together with glitter glue and a dead stare is still holding it together. This unisex crewneck features a painfully adorable, mildly traumatized teddy bear who’s just like you: a little rough around the edges, but still showing up. Perfect for those navigating life one mini meltdown at a time—with sarcasm, caffeine, and unmatched style. Whether you’re a therapy-goer, a licensed trainwreck, or just deeply relatable, this cozy chaos crewneck belongs in your collection. Wear it to your next mental breakdown, staff meeting, or brunch with the ex you should’ve blocked. ✨ Features: High-quality print that won’t ghost you Unisex fit: flattering on hot messes of all genders Soft AF fabric for comfort during existential spirals Front design only: elegant unhinged font + emotionally unstable teddy 🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Hang dry for long-lasting dysfunction. 📏 Sizing: Runs true to size for most emotionally exhausted adults. Size up for the “I’ve given up” lounge look.