Listen, not all heroes wear capes—some carry a well-stocked hoe bag. This cheeky cosmetic pouch is your ride-or-die for last-minute plans, hot dates, or nights that turn into brunch. Featuring emergency must-haves like mascara, razors, birth control, and a very necessary “Moisturize & Mind Ya Business” bottle, this bag screams prepared, polished, and possibly up to no good.
Whether you're heading to bae’s, the club, or just want a daily reminder of your chaotic hot girl energy—this bag holds it all. Lip gloss, regrets, and everything in between.
Details:
Size: 6.3" × 9.4" × 3.3" of pure hoe-bag real estate
Durable, wipe-clean exterior for spontaneous spills and life choices
Zipper closure to keep your secrets and serums safe
Loud enough to warn them, cute enough to keep it classy(ish)
Warning: May inspire bad decisions and excellent selfies.
