Manifesting Chaos & Dick: Hardcover Journal

Call it a vision board in disguise—or a thirst trap with lined paper.

This journal is for the spiritually unwell girlies, gays, and theys who believe in full moons, karma, and unhinged decisions made with zero regrets. Whether you're scripting your next chaotic era or writing your way through your roster, this floral-covered masterpiece holds every delulu thought with zero judgment.

Use it for:

• Spells, sex dreams, and savage to-do lists

• Manifesting partners who can actually text back

• Writing intentions, red flags, and revenge plans in one sacred place

✨ Features

• Size: 5.75″ × 8″ – because pocket-sized chaos is a vibe

• 150 ruled pages of high-quality paper for all your low-quality behavior

• Matte hardcover with blue-and-cream floral print to distract from the actual content

• Pairs well with incense, iced coffee, and unmedicated decisions

Warning: Journal may cause increased confidence, higher standards, and unexpected orgasms.