My Inner Child Is a Petty Bitch Notebook

Not all healing is wholesome. Sometimes it's pink, petty, and comes with receipts. This spiral-bound chaos catcher is for the baddies reparenting their inner child with attitude. Whether you're journaling your feelings, documenting past betrayals, or writing manifestos in bubble letters—this notebook's got you covered. Wrapped in sweet Barbie-core vibes with a side of emotional damage, it's the perfect blend of soft and savage. Use it for: Revisiting your childhood wounds and rating them on a scale of 1 to “get f*cked” Therapy notes that are 40% tears, 60% sarcasm Deep reflections, petty lists, and handwritten hexes Reminding yourself you were always the problem and the vibe ✨ Details: 128 ruled pages (64 sheets) – plenty of room for spirals, spells, and spite Spiral binding – lays flat for peak oversharing comfort Glossy front cover featuring candy pink chaos and Gen Z realness Lightweight, durable, and low-key dangerous Warning: May trigger breakthroughs, breakdowns, or clapbacks. Handle with lip gloss and emotional maturity.