My Therapist and I Talk Shit About You Journal

Wrapped in delicate vintage florals, this journal is the perfect disguise for your pettiest, pettiest thoughts. Classy on the outside, chaotic on the inside—just like you. Whether you're journaling your healing journey or keeping detailed records of everyone who's ever wronged you (for legal, emotional, or just plain dramatic reasons), this journal was made to hold your secrets and your side-eyes. And yes, we are talking about you, Brittany. Ideal for: Logging emotional growth and petty vendettas Practicing gratitude while also crafting comebacks Writing letters you'll never send (but totally could if pushed) Processing trauma with just a touch of sass ✨ Features Size: 5.75″ × 8″ – for your deepest thoughts and sharpest shade 150 ruled pages, perfect for therapy homework and emotional takedowns Matte hardcover finish in vintage floral to confuse nosy bitches Perfect gift for your over-it bestie, newly minted ex, or your therapist (if they're cool) Warning: May cause increased confidence, lowered tolerance for bullshit, and better boundaries.