Your Ex Cost You More Than This Copay Throw Blanket

Wrap yourself in the warm, petty truth: your ex cost more than your therapy copay and this cozy-ass blanket. Designed to look like a diner guest check but printed with emotionally therapeutic sass, this blanket is here to validate your healing journey—one nap at a time. Whether you're crying, laughing, doom-scrolling, or ghosting your therapist (don't), this plush throw is the ultimate companion. It's soft, snarky, and just the right amount of unhinged. ✅ Soft AF fleece✅ Bold breakup energy✅ Therapist-approved (probably) Great for therapy-goers, heartbroken baddies, or anyone who's tired of justifying their mental health spending to people who still text their ex. Product features - Durable double needle topstitch for enhanced longevity. - Made of 100% polyester for softness and quick drying. - Designed specifically for adult use, ensuring optimal comfort. - Compliant with safety standards for peace of mind. - High detail print on one side, vibrant and eye-catching. Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product