“Your Ex Cost You More Than This Copay” Throw Blanket – Mental Health Receipt Edition

Wrap yourself in the warm, petty truth: your ex cost more than your therapy copay and this cozy-ass blanket. Designed to look like a diner guest check but printed with emotionally therapeutic sass, this blanket is here to validate your healing journey—one nap at a time.

Whether you’re crying, laughing, doom-scrolling, or ghosting your therapist (don’t), this plush throw is the ultimate companion. It’s soft, snarky, and just the right amount of unhinged.

✅ Soft AF fleece
✅ Bold breakup energy
✅ Therapist-approved (probably)

Great for therapy-goers, heartbroken baddies, or anyone who’s tired of justifying their mental health spending to people who still text their ex.

Product features
- Durable double needle topstitch for enhanced longevity.
- Made of 100% polyester for softness and quick drying.
- Designed specifically for adult use, ensuring optimal comfort.
- Compliant with safety standards for peace of mind.
- High detail print on one side, vibrant and eye-catching.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product